I am NOT any less intelligent because I’m religious. That is bullshit.
- Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
- Me: "Yeah..."
- Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
- Me: -Forgets entire language-
can we just take a minute to thank all the bands whose concert tickets are cheap because they understand that most of us are broke teenagers that can’t even afford a pack of gum
you know you’re british when watching someone on tv make a cup of tea using the microwave is physically and emotionally painful
The eternal question: what is wrong with the Denny’s tumblr?
not a thing. not one thing. nothing.
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet